wytchcroft

...or maybe not - coz in fact i managed to take down an entire hospital department while lying naked in a tube and i'm not even joking.
sparks flew, jaws dropped, patients were sent home.

budget horror movies r us.

also this week much fun mit der kinder exploring the senses (no irony there then!) and i got to be in the 'smelly' group which was a riot. "I'm eating STINKY CHEESE!" "i have the smelliest armpits in the WORLD!" bless. i got to play at being the one cleany in the bunch and had to exit in a comedy huff.

and also fun (but actually not so much) with Master of Shocks version 2013.
ZAP! at least this time it was quick but...
getting cattle prodded - whatever happened to the classic elegance of a tiny hammer???
"Ouch" i whined - thus proving i have reflexes.
in my weakened state i forgot to fritz that hospital though. maybe next time.

but the hectic fun hasn't stopped yet - my MOT is still underway. Weekend beckons - hurrah! - and it's back in the shop.

or am i still in the damn tube and just dreaming all this while pretending to be chris lee in space 1999?



doubtful i admit.

Yes, where was i – sorry? Oh yes, neurological rope for old. Quite so.

Now, i don’t know how many of you out there in the Interland are familiar with the current standard (and standard of) Cognitive Tests but take it from me – they’re bobbins. No, no, they really are – Fisher Price, ‘My First cognitive test’, i swear they’d do better with Fuzzy Felt:

“Aha! I notice that last time you put the tree by the river – why the change now eh? Eh? Significant cognitive impairment i should say, right nurse?”
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