wytchcroft

...or maybe not - coz in fact i managed to take down an entire hospital department while lying naked in a tube and i'm not even joking.
sparks flew, jaws dropped, patients were sent home.

budget horror movies r us.

also this week much fun mit der kinder exploring the senses (no irony there then!) and i got to be in the 'smelly' group which was a riot. "I'm eating STINKY CHEESE!" "i have the smelliest armpits in the WORLD!" bless. i got to play at being the one cleany in the bunch and had to exit in a comedy huff.

and also fun (but actually not so much) with Master of Shocks version 2013.
ZAP! at least this time it was quick but...
getting cattle prodded - whatever happened to the classic elegance of a tiny hammer???
"Ouch" i whined - thus proving i have reflexes.
in my weakened state i forgot to fritz that hospital though. maybe next time.

but the hectic fun hasn't stopped yet - my MOT is still underway. Weekend beckons - hurrah! - and it's back in the shop.

or am i still in the damn tube and just dreaming all this while pretending to be chris lee in space 1999?



doubtful i admit.

Teeny-Wheeny spider liked to make a web
Teeny-Wheeny spider with a golden thread
Can you knit a jumper - can you knit a hat?
Teeny-Wheeny spider could - and what do you think of that?!



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or poss;
Can you knit a jumper - can you knit a scarf?
Teeny Wheeny spider could -
What?! Don't make me larf!

ha-ha

An elephant was on holiday.
When asked "And how is it going?" he replied, rubbing his hands together as he did so, "Oh it's very nice but also very cold! Verrrry cold!"

So cold, in fact, that he was going to the Winter Palace to find out why.
The Winter Palace, as it transpired, was ruled by King Edward the George.
("What's a George?" I asked. "Don't be silly!" was the answer.)

When the elephant arrived, King Edward was just talking to his servants - all of whom were complaining of the cold. But the loudest complaint by far was coming from a tall Viking warrior (and fierce!) called Neizel Van Wingful III. The Viking was understandably upset because in the middle of his wedding service Betty, his beloved bride to be, had frozen on the spot and was now just an ice cube!
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