Writer's Block: You Wouldn't Understand

[wytchcroft]

[Error: unknown template qotd] Oh some donkey cockney cobblers most like that you won't adam and eve.
Bobbins even.
Speaks the Queen's?
I should cocoa.
Give over you smarmy iron!
You what? Oi! don't come the cod with me!
Sounds like a right 'nana. 
Not half!
segues into 1960s polare - bona! 
Well natural Jules, it's traditional innit!
Say no more Sandy!
Eek, let your peepers take a ganda at this little lot!
Lada. Oooh bona! - rpt til fade.

see also: ЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫ!
and possibly: Паццталом! :))))

Comments

Re: LOL!

[wytchcroft.livejournal.com]

ha ha!

ok, examples then:)

e.g.

"So it's me daughter's birthday next week, right - and Alan, my ex, he's sworn blind he'll come this time - so I says that Cathy (that's my little girl), don't you worry my gal - your daddy'll be here."

"I should cocoa."

or:
"Crikey! It says here that the planet Saturn is made of rubber."
"I should cocoa."

the common misuse (by non-Londoners) is as 'not bloody likely'
which is similar but not the same.

(next week on the show we shall explore the linguistics of Manchester. "Sound!" )

Re: LOL!

[reginaclarejane.livejournal.com]

Oh, okay- that's clear as mud...
;)

Really, I'm just teasing- like to consider myself a bit of an Anglophile (for some reason)... that's what happens when your mother makes you watch Masterpiece Theatre on Sunday evenings.
Hee!
:)

Re: LOL!

[wytchcroft.livejournal.com]

y'know there was a great Sessame Street spoof of that many years ago; 'Monsterpiece Theatre' with Cookie Monster - classic:)

Re: LOL!

[reginaclarejane.livejournal.com]

Oh, egads... we do love our spoofing over here- no, can't be original, just spoof!
;)