hobbit hole or hovel??

[wytchcroft]

Well my place, my country maison du wytch or possibly Bag End, or possibly Wyts End, is - as you would see for yourself if unlucky enough to visit -
messy.

Very messy.

Very, very messy.

Messy raised to the power of at least eleventy one. 

In a nut shell; not an easy clean, hard to tidy, tricky to maintain. Somewhat resembling this:


but y'know, rural.

So of course i am grateful and gobsmacked to have spent the evening watching my Italian friend work wonders around my token efforts (i may have washed up). She would say; "I'm bloody good i am!" and she'd be right - although i believe my exact words were; "You are a masochistic sucker HA HA HA!"

But i am truly thankful if somewhat startled to realise i have carpets, walls, floorboards and bookcases! WOW!

I should take advantage of miracle working chums more often!

Koff! Seriously, though - thanks V! :))

Comments

[betsycontent.livejournal.com]

if it's in the way, i'd be happy to take that time machine off your hands. :))

for the plundering?

[alek-morse.livejournal.com]

As you certainly know, the hobbits have a wonderful and userful tradition to present some inessential things to friends and neighbours (and to others) at own Birthday. May be, is there sense the neighbours to let in your Wits End... for the plundering? ;)))

[reginaclarejane.livejournal.com]

Oh, how wonderful- is she willing to cross the pond? ;)

[stoshagownozad.livejournal.com]

sounds good - if I understand right - from a hole to a home?

[alex-kraine.livejournal.com]

=I should take advantage of miracle working chums more often!=
You are a bloody capitalist exploiter of your friends is what you are! (homeric laughter from behind the scene) :)

[sidherian.livejournal.com]

She doesn't have a relative down under who could help me? I fear I may have been eternally defeated by the vacuuming. It's probably easier just to rip up the carpet (which is foul, renters carpet with lots of bong water stains, not mine I hasten to add)

SCHLAMPIG!

[aliasse.livejournal.com]

I get antsy if I don't change the hand-towel in the bathroom twice a week (and even that's stretching it - in an ideal world it would be every other day). Also, that scummy stuff at the bottom of the tooth brush cup? That needs to be cleaned out at least once a week. My fear is that one of my Austrian relatives might suddenly drop in and notice the greasy insides of the oven door and a million other examples of Schlampigkeit. SCHADE!

[chalissa.livejournal.com]

Wow, can I borrow your friend?

[beshter.livejournal.com]

Should have your friend come clean my roomie's room.

[qfemale.livejournal.com]

Wait, your mess looks like H.G. Wells' time machine?