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Well my place, my country maison du wytch or possibly Bag End, or possibly Wyts End, is - as you would see for yourself if unlucky enough to visit -
messy.

Very messy.

Very, very messy.

Messy raised to the power of at least eleventy one. 

In a nut shell; not an easy clean, hard to tidy, tricky to maintain. Somewhat resembling this:


but y'know, rural.

So of course i am grateful and gobsmacked to have spent the evening watching my Italian friend work wonders around my token efforts (i may have washed up). She would say; "I'm bloody good i am!" and she'd be right - although i believe my exact words were; "You are a masochistic sucker HA HA HA!"

But i am truly thankful if somewhat startled to realise i have carpets, walls, floorboards and bookcases! WOW!

I should take advantage of miracle working chums more often!

Koff! Seriously, though - thanks V! :))

Date: 2009-11-08 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] betsycontent.livejournal.com
if it's in the way, i'd be happy to take that time machine off your hands. :))
Edited Date: 2009-11-08 10:35 pm (UTC)

for the plundering?

Date: 2009-11-08 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alek-morse.livejournal.com
As you certainly know, the hobbits have a wonderful and userful tradition to present some inessential things to friends and neighbours (and to others) at own Birthday. May be, is there sense the neighbours to let in your Wits End... for the plundering? ;)))

Date: 2009-11-08 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reginaclarejane.livejournal.com
Oh, how wonderful- is she willing to cross the pond? ;)

Date: 2009-11-08 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wytchcroft.livejournal.com
she's such a miracle worker she could probably do that on foot! :))

nice try!

Date: 2009-11-08 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wytchcroft.livejournal.com
the time machine... everybody wants the time machine...
LOL!!:))

Date: 2009-11-08 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wytchcroft.livejournal.com
LOL! No chance, i use it to go back in time to when the house was last tidy...

1862!!! HA HA HA! :D

Date: 2009-11-08 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reginaclarejane.livejournal.com
Hee hee- I definitely need her then!
:)

Date: 2009-11-09 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stoshagownozad.livejournal.com
sounds good - if I understand right - from a hole to a home?

Date: 2009-11-09 08:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alex-kraine.livejournal.com
=I should take advantage of miracle working chums more often!=
You are a bloody capitalist exploiter of your friends is what you are! (homeric laughter from behind the scene) :)

Re: for the plundering?

Date: 2009-11-09 08:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alex-kraine.livejournal.com
= Wits End =
Bingo, Alek! :)
One should have his wYts tuned up with the reality to call the place 'Wits End' whYch is characteristic of Wytch.
So, while Wytch has ended his WeAkend in his Wits End he seems to have his wits back again to estimate the messiness of his rural mansion as the power of eleventy one (thanks JRR Tolkien!)! And plundering then will really look like sping cleaning. :)))

Date: 2009-11-09 10:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sidherian.livejournal.com
She doesn't have a relative down under who could help me? I fear I may have been eternally defeated by the vacuuming. It's probably easier just to rip up the carpet (which is foul, renters carpet with lots of bong water stains, not mine I hasten to add)

Date: 2009-11-09 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wytchcroft.livejournal.com
ah yes, yes! a villainous eXploiter of the down trodden proletariat! What's that? and why? Well it is just mY nature to eXploit i suppose, part of being a wYtch - it cannot be helped but gosh, all these X's and Y's...
almost a G-nome!
But as we know gnomes do not a halfling make, they are closer to dwarves after all - hmmm what is needed here at Bag End then to help in our Marxist economic evolutionary calculus? Perhaps a pinch of salt and a large piece of PIe!!

(Mushrooms are optional)

Date: 2009-11-09 11:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wytchcroft.livejournal.com
yes, in life i have often noted that though there maybe a lot of water under the bridge - there is often a helluva lot more in the damn carpet! :))

Re: for the plundering?

Date: 2009-11-09 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wytchcroft.livejournal.com
yes, yes! Spring cleaning in the autumn... i am a classic BRITISH ECCENTRIC!
LOL! :))

Date: 2009-11-09 11:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wytchcroft.livejournal.com
absolutely! :D

Oh, my Precious!

Date: 2009-11-09 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alex-kraine.livejournal.com
=(Mushrooms are optional)=
Ha! LSD? ;)

SCHLAMPIG!

Date: 2009-11-09 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliasse.livejournal.com
I get antsy if I don't change the hand-towel in the bathroom twice a week (and even that's stretching it - in an ideal world it would be every other day). Also, that scummy stuff at the bottom of the tooth brush cup? That needs to be cleaned out at least once a week. My fear is that one of my Austrian relatives might suddenly drop in and notice the greasy insides of the oven door and a million other examples of Schlampigkeit. SCHADE!

Re: Oh, my Precious!

Date: 2009-11-09 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wytchcroft.livejournal.com
LSD? Pounds, Shillings and Pence? Ah the old Imperial money...
middle earth went Metric my friend :))

Re: SCHLAMPIG!

Date: 2009-11-09 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wytchcroft.livejournal.com
oddly enough, ants and pigs have been something of a theme recently!

and crikey yes, if i had relatives parachuting in willy nilly i'd probably be a lot more self conscious abut my humble dwelling and the mess therein. Good job i'm a recluse! :))

the Whych End for the plundering?

Date: 2009-11-09 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alek-morse.livejournal.com
:))))

a great play of words (and of senses)!

Date: 2009-11-10 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chalissa.livejournal.com
Wow, can I borrow your friend?

Date: 2009-11-10 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wytchcroft.livejournal.com
wow!
hello you! :))

- gosh but you pick the strangest entries to come visit!
*hugs*







and, of course, no.

Date: 2009-11-10 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wytchcroft.livejournal.com
m'wha ha ha! :))

Date: 2009-11-10 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chalissa.livejournal.com
Dammit, I thought that would be your answer! And well, I was just reading down my f-list and felt deathly jealous when I came upon this entry, so I couldn't resist a pathetic request... ;)

Date: 2009-11-10 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wytchcroft.livejournal.com
ah i was getting carried away - a little ramcrumptious!!:))

Date: 2009-11-10 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beshter.livejournal.com
Should have your friend come clean my roomie's room.

Date: 2009-11-11 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wytchcroft.livejournal.com
hello you! the funny thing is i've just had a power outage for the last few hours - my nice new hovel and to dark to bloody see it!

Date: 2009-11-11 02:56 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-01-12 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] qfemale.livejournal.com
Wait, your mess looks like H.G. Wells' time machine?

Date: 2010-01-13 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wytchcroft.livejournal.com
absolutely yes.

Date: 2010-01-17 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] qfemale.livejournal.com
Then what is your problem?
Wrap some red velvety rope around it and start charging entry fees!

Date: 2010-01-17 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wytchcroft.livejournal.com
LMFAO! genius idea! :))

- and i could make it a musical!

*warbles*
my time machine
behind the screen
is to be seen
if your money's green

and you don't mind mess.
i'm a Gentleman eccentric oh yes!

*etc!*

Date: 2010-01-17 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] qfemale.livejournal.com
Hurray Hurray!

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