and if the day had been (loosely speaking) a song
maybe something like this*;

well, well, well...

frozen hair in the morning - i'm a Charlie's Angel/Wytch
the bus drivers took fright and looked confused because of it
i was off out to see the children at play
doing sketches and carols and dances today

in amongst the cakes a good faerie i spied
with a gift for yours truly - oh i nearly cried -
a tiny tree so cute, all mine and mine alone
"thank you kind faerie it shall have a good home!"
("it had better!")

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*but probably not.