wytchcroft

So I am supposed to review 'March Hare and Hatter', the spring edition of the exclusive wedding fashions magazine, you know the one that caters especially to the bald - with wigs and other aids?

Well all I can say is that I have long been a fan of this magazine, ever since their knitting patterns allowed my sister to produce three types of winter wool wigs for me - to suit every mood...

My sister herself has purchased wigs from this magazine as well as knitting patterns, indeed without this we would never have attended the penguin race - although it's a fact that, with her knitted black wig and matching cardigan, my sister was mistaken FOR a penguin!

I'm too embarrassed to tell anyone the truth... especially since she keeps winning!

I have made a handsome profit - although she is not so good at the sliding part of the race... but you can't have everything.

Anyway - I'm not entirely sure that the creature sitting here with me now IS my sister - there are as many similarities as between a kettle and a tea pot...

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responding to
stoshagownozad

"March Hare and Hatter"
"Day at penguin races"
"Tea Pot and a Kettle"