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how many neurologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
this is a counting game so get ready to play!
ONE to find the case notes for the light fitting
TWO to question the prior relevance of the light bulb to the light switch
THREE to speculate that the light-switch doesn't need a light bulb and that if only people would stop referring light fittings like this then the bulbs would never get used let alone broken
FOUR to change the bulb
FIVE to discover that the press-in bulbs don't work with a screw-in fitting
SIX to express exasperation at the lack of info in the casenotes about screw-in bulbs
SEVEN to take the nearest available job offer and split but pronto!
EIGHT the mute assistant and obvious reject from an old BOND movie or possibly The Marathon Man; "Is it safe?" indeed.
NINE - don't interrupt!
TEN - to pass the whole matter along to a different unit for further tests with another neurologist, with obvious relief: "Excellent! I think we're done here."
and so good children 1 to 10
we made it to the finish now we start again...
ONE...
etc. etc. et xtro phone home not all etcs are friendly.
this is a counting game so get ready to play!
ONE to find the case notes for the light fitting
TWO to question the prior relevance of the light bulb to the light switch
THREE to speculate that the light-switch doesn't need a light bulb and that if only people would stop referring light fittings like this then the bulbs would never get used let alone broken
FOUR to change the bulb
FIVE to discover that the press-in bulbs don't work with a screw-in fitting
SIX to express exasperation at the lack of info in the casenotes about screw-in bulbs
SEVEN to take the nearest available job offer and split but pronto!
EIGHT the mute assistant and obvious reject from an old BOND movie or possibly The Marathon Man; "Is it safe?" indeed.
NINE - don't interrupt!
TEN - to pass the whole matter along to a different unit for further tests with another neurologist, with obvious relief: "Excellent! I think we're done here."
and so good children 1 to 10
we made it to the finish now we start again...
ONE...
etc. etc. et xtro phone home not all etcs are friendly.
