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[Error: unknown template qotd] Ever since Chicago in 27 - i been in one outfit or an udder - looking for a cash cow in da land of milk an' honey.
Stealing candy from babies - stealling babies from their candy - stealing baby food to feed the baby - stealing mom to come change the baby - stealing more candy to feed the mom.

It's a tough life - and here in NYC East District, it aint no different.
Fella says - "Face like yours? You should be on the lam, my friend."
I says, "Hell, I'm a vegetarian."

So maybe it don't suit me so sue me!
I'm in dis outfit and dats dat.