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wytchcroft ([personal profile] wytchcroft) wrote2009-11-08 10:08 pm
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hobbit hole or hovel??

Well my place, my country maison du wytch or possibly Bag End, or possibly Wyts End, is - as you would see for yourself if unlucky enough to visit -
messy.

Very messy.

Very, very messy.

Messy raised to the power of at least eleventy one. 

In a nut shell; not an easy clean, hard to tidy, tricky to maintain. Somewhat resembling this:


but y'know, rural.

So of course i am grateful and gobsmacked to have spent the evening watching my Italian friend work wonders around my token efforts (i may have washed up). She would say; "I'm bloody good i am!" and she'd be right - although i believe my exact words were; "You are a masochistic sucker HA HA HA!"

But i am truly thankful if somewhat startled to realise i have carpets, walls, floorboards and bookcases! WOW!

I should take advantage of miracle working chums more often!

Koff! Seriously, though - thanks V! :))

[identity profile] wytchcroft.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
ah yes, yes! a villainous eXploiter of the down trodden proletariat! What's that? and why? Well it is just mY nature to eXploit i suppose, part of being a wYtch - it cannot be helped but gosh, all these X's and Y's...
almost a G-nome!
But as we know gnomes do not a halfling make, they are closer to dwarves after all - hmmm what is needed here at Bag End then to help in our Marxist economic evolutionary calculus? Perhaps a pinch of salt and a large piece of PIe!!

(Mushrooms are optional)

Oh, my Precious!

[identity profile] alex-kraine.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
=(Mushrooms are optional)=
Ha! LSD? ;)

Re: Oh, my Precious!

[identity profile] wytchcroft.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
LSD? Pounds, Shillings and Pence? Ah the old Imperial money...
middle earth went Metric my friend :))