Gentle Removal - for RecycledFaery

[wytchcroft]

Prod me or press me
it really won't impress me
and i'm wearing my very best
iron dress me

insults just bounce off
and idiots too
it's very good protection
from the likes of you!

Now no good fortune
will come from your trouble
and while you're bothering me
you might step in a puddle!

You should look where you're going
or your feet might trip
while you're pawing at me
with your clumsy grip

a manhole could open
that causes your fall
if you're staring at me 
you might not notice at all!

Yes, i understand moths are attracted to light
but flapping around them is just impolite
and your wings could get sizzled!
well, i'm just saying they might...

So please heed this warning
it's friendly advice
quit with your rudeness
and start acting nice!

there you go sweety!:)

Comments

[recycledfaery.livejournal.com]

OMG! You are just awesome! Thank you!
*prints it out*
*folds it nicely and puts it in her pocket*
*pats her pocket for the next time*

[wytchcroft.livejournal.com]

*flutters eye-lashes* :):):)

[recycledfaery.livejournal.com]

hiehie
I posted a link to this on my eljay page. Hope you don't mind.

[wytchcroft.livejournal.com]

-gulp!- ok :)

[recycledfaery.livejournal.com]

you sure? damn i shoulda asked you before i did it... i can still delete the post? lemme know.

[wytchcroft.livejournal.com]

ha ha, no it's fine sweety! :)

*is actually super chuffed*