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wytchcroft) wrote2008-12-10 06:05 pm
wytchcroft) wrote2008-12-10 06:05 pm
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Writer's Block: Traditional Pursuits aka They Keep Killing Santa
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Ah the old traditions - (insert spontaneous Topol dancing) well they come and go... and it's always sad to lose a favourite. In the UK there are many traditions that are swept away by the years - progress - fashions - whim - politics or just expense. One such tradition was the annual 'Let's shoot the sh!t out of Santa' that for many years kept Manchester a-giggle.
The Santa in question - a large inflatable chap - suffered years of indignity until being replaced by what can only be described as a Japanese Giant Killer Robot. A killer, if only in the sense that the current needed to power the thing means draining the supply from several other small European cities - that's Mancuians for you, put one down a manhole and you can have free power for a year, if you don't mind never seeing Naupland again.
Personally i miss the first Santa - clinging to the spires of the town hall for dear life like an unhappy King Kong- and quite often to be heard farting air noisily through various bullet holes. Eventually Santa v.01 burst from its hold completely and like a Pink Floyd pig was last scene flying at speed out of the North of England.
Santa v.02 was friendly looking - but it didn't stop him from getting the same gleeful treatment as his predecessor.
Santa v.03 - though it's fun to watch Christmas revellers, hit by the strobe effects, fall into epileptic spasms and psychosis - lacks, oh - i don't know... charm perhaps.
santa no.2 santa clausv.03
Here is a link to the 'official' euphemistic version of the story - note, even the newspaper can barely keep a straight face.
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/229/229138_town_hall_santas_last_christmas.html
The Santa in question - a large inflatable chap - suffered years of indignity until being replaced by what can only be described as a Japanese Giant Killer Robot. A killer, if only in the sense that the current needed to power the thing means draining the supply from several other small European cities - that's Mancuians for you, put one down a manhole and you can have free power for a year, if you don't mind never seeing Naupland again.
Personally i miss the first Santa - clinging to the spires of the town hall for dear life like an unhappy King Kong- and quite often to be heard farting air noisily through various bullet holes. Eventually Santa v.01 burst from its hold completely and like a Pink Floyd pig was last scene flying at speed out of the North of England.
Santa v.02 was friendly looking - but it didn't stop him from getting the same gleeful treatment as his predecessor.
Santa v.03 - though it's fun to watch Christmas revellers, hit by the strobe effects, fall into epileptic spasms and psychosis - lacks, oh - i don't know... charm perhaps.
santa no.2 santa clausv.03
Here is a link to the 'official' euphemistic version of the story - note, even the newspaper can barely keep a straight face.
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/229/229138_town_hall_santas_last_christmas.html
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Shooting Santa... and getting seizures due to strobo killer!!!!
we here are much more moderate. we just installing rockets in the middle of the front yard and: bah! bah! babah!
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that is something else i'd like to see!
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but I think astronauts still could see our little town from the Space at the time of New Year HELLO!:)))
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WOW!
:))))))
How do you spell this???
not very easily!! ha ha ha!
But i could call you SoYUz for short?? I used to like Salyut 6 but that would make you sound like a robot! Yes, all the Russian rocket names i know are from many many years ago.. pardon my cobb-webs and wrinkles ;))
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СоЮз sounds nice :)
Re: How do you spell this???
i may even have a poster somewhere...
and now i AM nostalgic...
Cosmopark... dream dream dream. ;D
Re: and now i AM nostalgic...
I was used to keep a list of all space crews visiting poor Salut 6 and then Mir Station...
I am nostalgic too
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