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wytchcroft ([personal profile] wytchcroft) wrote2008-12-03 12:44 am
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Update Re: Lockheed the Hamster

Dear 45 - in regard to your message, we at FURR are decidedly unimpressed with your lack of assignment completion.

I gather you are complaining of a head cold and the removal of quality canned rations in favour of economy sized 'Bilge'. These petty complaints are not our concern. You cite your attempts to sabotage and prevent target from becoming airborne. I have news for you Under-Moggy 45. Since the balloon project ended, target has not gone into hibernation but in fact has spent time perfecting his latest flying equipment; viz Jet Pack, snapped in operation by another FURR agent.  They are particularly annoyed and have communicated thus to my offices. Remember FURR likes to fly, we have no desire to see Hamsters joining in.

Try harder 45, do better.

No.1 - Feline Union for the Removal of Rodents.


Photo from Agent 86:

[identity profile] reginaclarejane.livejournal.com 2008-12-03 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Hee hee...
FURR indeed.
:)

[identity profile] wytchcroft.livejournal.com 2008-12-03 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
*GRIN*

[identity profile] lady-deirdre.livejournal.com 2008-12-03 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
Probably not a good idea that 'Location: Secret Base' contains a link to google maps... *snicker*

We at LJ are decidedly impressed with your creative exploits!

[identity profile] stoshagownozad.livejournal.com 2008-12-03 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
fantastic pets!

And Lockheed looks so shiny!!!

Base what base?! (whistles)

[identity profile] wytchcroft.livejournal.com 2008-12-03 11:17 am (UTC)(link)

GAH!
The issue has been addressed - the Moggy responsible is under-going immediate re.education!



:) thanks :)

[identity profile] wytchcroft.livejournal.com 2008-12-03 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yes - so brave! :)