That is Just Brilliant. Wow. I could never write something like that so quickly. Well, I can't write poetry at all.

So many references made me smile. The Tomorrow People! - I found that really scary! I remember thinking that 'Ladybird' was a really chic label. 'The people all the people' made me think of Blur (it fits).

But my favourite verse was the one about the squidgy head. Funny, and a note of sadness.

Tolstoy liked it too.